

How Did You Do?
January 5, 2026 I'm guessing on Saturday night, right after dinner. That's how you did! You know what I'm talking about, don't pretend that you don't. Yup, you sat on your couch, probably queued up Stranger Things and reached to your side table and realized something was missing. Oh, yes, that glistening glass with your Saturday night libation. Shit, that's right, you decided to jump on the bandwagon and try this thing we call "Dry January". "Okay, I can do this," you m
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This, is the Year!
December 30, 2025 It's that time of year again and the resolution wheels are spinning. Damned the torpedoes! Full steam ahead. This is the year I lose 20 pounds. This is the year I give up drinking during the week. This is the year where no midnight snacks will be had. This is the year the screenplay will be written, another book published...yes, I will finally start making money. You better bet your bippy this is the year when success knocks on my door. This is the ye
Dec 30, 20252 min read


Jackpot!
December 27, 2025 Get the tinfoil out and ready, because old Uncle Ray has a crackpot theory to share. This time, it's concerning the lottery. Over the last couple of years, the jackpots have risen to absurd levels, as has the cost of the lottery tickets themselves. It's two bucks for the Powerball, or three if you want to play the powerplay (a separate drawing that multiplies your winnings). Which let's face it, you kind of have to. Can you imagine hitting four numbers
Dec 27, 20252 min read

