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April 17, 2025 An investigative reporter has uncovered the true reason Trump has doubled down on ridding the country of immigrants, both...

April 16, 2025 I love it when there is a breaking news story unfolding in real time and the person next to you starts asking questions...

April 15, 2025 Wife or kids not talking to you? Just hop on an important phone call! Call a restaurant and start ordering take out, try...

April 14, 2025 Yelling at the television accomplishes nothing my children tell me. Young fools, if they only knew the power I yield! ...

Chapter 8 Ownership In all my years of living on this planet we call earth, I have never encountered a group of individuals who cry the...

April 12, 2025 Well, it's official...spring has gone on strike. In a stunning 5-to-4 vote last night at the Local 501 teamster's hall,...

April 11, 2025 C3PO is clearly the scarecrow! How have I missed this after all these years?! On another note, Toto...great dog,...

April 10, 2025 In a "stunning" turn of events, and just in the nick of time, our benevolent king and ruler Donald Trump put another...

April 9, 2025 Scientists have recently been able to clone a species of wolf that has been extinct for over 10,000 years. In order to not...

April 8, 2025 It was announced earlier today that singer and songwriter Lenny Kravitz has decided he will no longer spend 23 hours a day...

April 7, 2025 I get the feeling that the sun is never going to shine again. It's never going to stop raining or get warm. Where are you...

Chapter Seven The Cast Hipster Henry Well, if dealing with millennials isn’t bad enough, meet Hipster Henry.  A simple minded sheep...

April 5, 2025 I feel like we're watching the sequel to Richard Prior's 1985 hit Brewster's Millions. If you're not familiar with the...

April 4, 2025 Over 3 trillion dollars of wealth has been wiped off the boards and into oblivion since the Bankruptcy Baron has taken...

April 3, 2025 Maturing as a human is kind of like being a train.  I know what you’re thinking, here goes crazy old Uncle Ray with another...