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January 31, 2025 The January cleanse is officially over!  How did I do, you ask?  Well, let’s just say the kids at the liquor store did...

January 30, 2025 If you have a career batting average over .300 in the MLB you will make millions of dollars and eventually make it to...

January 29, 2025 Ninety Nine out of a hundred men who get caught stealing a loaf of bread to feed his family will eventually face...

January 28th, 2025 For those of you who find turning on the oven so painfully difficult... One two pound roast, or a two pound London...

January 27, 2025 In other news, intelligence reports indicate Sgt Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band are advancing on the western...

January 26, 2025 In a joint statement by the NFL and the Trump administration, the mysterious drones seen flying over the state of New...

January 25, 2025 I feel like I’m living in a movie right now where all of the world’s super villains have seized power and Superman is...

January 24, 2025 The next time I hear some parent endlessly complain about how much travel and club sports cost and how they spent their...

January 23, 2025 Send us your poor, your tired and your hungry yearning to breathe free so they can scrub out houses, cut our lawns, skim...

January 22, 2025 Brilliance and inspiration don’t come by too often.  And when they do, it’s quick and fleeting.  The greatest artists...

January 21, 2025 The worst thing about a polar vortex isn’t the frigid weather.  It’s certainly not frozen pipes or frostbite.  No, it’s...

January 20, 2025 After the endless parade of sugar, salt and fat that begins on Halloween and ends on New Year’s Day, we empty our...

January 19, 2025 Even last place is still a place.  As a matter of fact, its first place of all the lazy asses that sat at home and did...

January 18, 2025 Don’t want offshore windfarms?  Aghast by the mere thought of renewable or clean energy?  All of a sudden you’re worried...

January 17, 2025 I pulled a half dozen pens out of the jar on my desk before I found one that actually worked.  Then, for some odd...

January 16, 2025 Not to beat a dead horse, but one more thing on the Tesla truck thing…I had an epiphany about the subject after a long...

January 15, 2025 If a rocket scientist working for NASA was given two tasks…One was to design a rocket to bring a group of astronauts to...

January 14, 2025 Speaking of Elon Musk, what exactly is a Tesla Truck?  Have you seen these awful looking things?  They are certainly not...

January 13, 2025 Is it just me, or is Elon Musk officially the world’s first real super villain?  He has his own fleet of spaceships, has...

January 12, 2025 Inspiration comes in dribs and drabs.  When it does, grab it by the balls and squeeze with all your might.  If you let...