The Art of Conversation

April 15, 2025

Wife or kids not talking to you? Just hop on an important phone call! Call a restaurant and start ordering take out, try ordering food at the drive through, maybe turn on your favorite television show...it's all gold really. Bases loaded, bottom of the ninth, down by three with the cleanup hitter at the plate? You might as well start a forum on world peace! Just partake in anything that involves your complete undivided attention and the conversation will flow like a river during the rainy season. Consequently, if you have any bombs that need diffusing, that would be a fabulous conversation starter as well.

Hurry, I only have a few minutes before the kids realize I'm on the phone!!