The Trouble with Trillions

April 4, 2025

Over 3 trillion dollars of wealth has been wiped off the boards and into oblivion since the Bankruptcy Baron has taken office. And with stock futures down another 1,200 today we're looking at another wipe out when the bell rings. As a self proclaimed novice and ignoramus on the economy, I did me a little research with the google machine to educate myself with the basics.

What I discovered was that the United States economy is the largest on the planet earth. So large in fact that we make 10 trillion dollars more than China, who now sit at number two. To put things into perspective, we are so rich as a nation that if the state of California decided to peel off and become its own country, it would have the fifth largest economy in the world. And the icing on the cake you ask? The USA would still be number one with five trillion to spare.

So this whole nonsense with the Orange turd blossom is nothing more than a rich spoiled asshole swinging his saber around and causing a severe self inflicted wound. There are two things only a moron can bankrupt, a casino and the United States. Trump has already done the first, he's working hard at doing the latter. My lord!!

On another note, it has been brought to my attention that the administrations roll out of tariffs was so bungled and rushed, that two islands that have not seen a human for almost ten years and are inhabited by only penguins and seals were included. Now to be fair, we've all seen those Ancient Aliens documentaries about the Germans running secret bases down there for Whale and seal oil and how they ran into aliens and what not...so maybe the tariffs reach the cosmos as well?

Or a more simple explanation would be that one of the islands is called McDonald island. Could the combover king have mistakenly believed that's where the McDonald's corporation was securing its supplies for the Big Mac and the Filet of Fish? Only time will tell! In the meantime, enjoy watching your 401k tank into the abyss.

Dude? What the fuck did we do?